[Eric]

I can imagine the conversation between the diminutive Hungarian Brunihusband and the Ossie pin-up developing:

- Zat Bollocknendeure does not speak ze Franche - no good, hein?

- Vel, he is speaking ze Cherman kvite gut. He'ss ze men for ze chop.

- You mean "dzheub"? Let us compromise, mon vieille. Vee take a Beljohn - eef 'ee can decide whezeur to prononce 'iz name fon Rawmpwee or fon Rompäü. Ze Beljohns are foreveur seeting on ze fence.