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saliotthomas
03-Nov-2009, 13:27
In French we call it "Breve de comptoire" or counter bref or short.
The are like sayings or idioms by guys a bit drunk and are usuly very funny in their obviousnes,bent logic or the images.
There are some very good ones in Dortmuder serie by Donald Westlake

Here are a few.

In turtles,there is no neighbours.

Water is transparent for us to really see what it's made of.

I never buy stuff made by third world childreens,it brake straight away.

If you kill your wife,you don't have to run,she won't chase you.

The cepes mushroom you have to pick them up small,if you wait too long someone else get them before you.

Now the kids they play game so complexe they look like jobs.

The world is so stupid it feel like i'm doing everything.