Perhaps we can start our own list?
We can come up with all the "great" books published since 2000, in any language, and then hold a three-day voting process whereby we establish which titles are indeed the greatest. I mean, I realize we're a small pool and the list will reflect our personal "favorites" anyway, but I daresay we are more well-read and eclectic than whoever the fuck came up with that hideous Guardian pseudo-list.
And, from what I can tell about most users here (i.e. the regulars), at least we try to be objective. Perhaps most of the time we fail, but at least we try, and so necessarily we fail better (better than the Guardian folks, anyway) each time. For instance, I'm not a great fan of Saramago, but I would objectively place his
A Caverna and
O Homem Duplicado among the more "important" books of this century, as opposed to, I don't know, Zoe Heller's
Notes on a Scandal.